Piece-of-piss - Twas lurking in the 'drafts'

A long while back, I wrote a post about the mumborg entitled 'Taking the piss! literally' but it could have only be taken literally, if you knew what I meant in the non literal sense. If that even makes sense?
 I have friends from all around the globe, thanks to blogging, so they are usually the victims of my creative license, especially when it comes to 'British Slang'. I like to throw words at them, that can mean many many different things.  To be honest though, it is generally myself that ends up being confused.

For some reason, the words that are the most fun, are the ones that are slightly rude or naughty, so I don't know what that says about my friends or in fact myself...

Please don't continue reading if you are easily offended, suffer from a lack of a sense of humour or are miserable in general. There will be no apologies, for the kind of language that I use in the written form. Swearing or 'Cursing' is the not the lowest form communication, check out facebook or your text messages for that.

The Word of the Day is.... Piss. 

All things 'Piss'

Middle English pissen, from Old French pissier, from Vulgar Latin pissiare

Piss

That would be urine, the yellow stuff.

Have a piss

That would be, to urinate.

Going for a piss

That would be, going off to urinate somewhere, hopefully in an actual toilet/urinal.

On the Piss

Whoop! You are out for a few bevvies, probably more than a few. (Bevvies = alcoholic beverages).

Piss-up

Drinking session: Usually this is used when one is celebrating something, like a birthday i.e. So and so's 30th is going to be a right piss up... or to reward yourself for making it through the day.

Pissed

This when you are drunk, not tiddly, but totally sloshed.

Pissed  (part two)

Over the ponders use this expression for anger, funny Americans.

Pissed yourself

I am afraid you have wet yourself, probably due to being pissed.

Pissed your pants

Guess what? You have wet your pants. That could be anything from your knickers to your trousers. You have done this because you have laughed so much that you P.I.M.P (pissed in my pants, well not my pants, your pants!).

Piss off

Someone needs to get away from you and fast! They have annoyed or angered you.

Pissed off

You are angry, very angry. HULK SMASH!

Pissed someone off

Uh oh! What did you do? You have angered someone muchly.

Take the piss

To make fun of someone, normally in a sarcastic manner.

Takes the piss

Someone is taking liberties mate, totally unreasonable behaviour.

Taking the piss

You are still making fun of someone, in a sarcastic like way.

Piss-take

Same as take and taking of the piss, just with the words swapped around.

Pissing down

It is raining, raining hard. You have severely regretted not bringing that umbrella with you.

Piss-head

You have been pissed too many times, you are drunk (n.) and possibly an alcoholic

Piss artist

Same as a Piss Head, but said in a slightly more polite manner.

or a Billy Bullshitter

or someone that frequently takes the piss.

Pissing oneself

Laughing very hard, or in fact wetting yourself, or both.

Pissing in the wind

Well you might actually be pissing in the wind, which sounds rather messy.

More likely you are doing something even more fruitless and useless than that.

Piss easy

Something is very easy

Piece of piss

Apparently this comes from the phrase a 'Piece of Cake' albeit a vulgar version of it. Which means something was very easy to do.

Piss All Over

Pfffffft! You think that is good? Look at this! I piss all over that. You are bragging about something or other. 

Piss Away

You just had something and now you have wasted it, whether it was a pot of cash or something else.

Piss around

Wasting time and taking your time about it. 

Piss about

Same as around, but using the word 'about' instead.

Piss Poor

You really should have made more of an effort, because what you have done so far is bloody piss poor.

Piss Flaps

This is probably the naughtiest one in the the 'Piss' family, it refers to lady bits. Although I have only ever used it when cursing at someone annoying.  Instead of saying 'Phooey', I might instead say 'Piss Flaps'.

This is not the first time I have attempted to explain 'British Slang', emphasis on the attempted. Just in case you missed the epic 'Pants' post, you can find it here PANTS.

If you haven't realised it yet, I am a very silly person at times and I most definitely like to take the piss. Some may think that it is vulgar, but to that, I say PISS FLAPS.  I made myself laugh a LOT whilst writing this post and that is what counts, well for me anyways.  Sometimes life is ridiculous at times, both horribly and funnily, so naughty words alleviate some of that. Which basically means get over yourself or piss off. I have had this post saved in my 'drafts' section,for about five years or so and have only just rediscovered it. 

Have you looked in your 'Draft' folders lately? I found some very odd blog post titles in there, most I haven't got a clue about. Yes, even odder than this one!