Music and snogging your hand off

Tis the season and all that bollocks.... You know what I mean, have one too many sherbets, feeling a bit tiddly, drag someone into a cupboard, all in the spirit of Christmas or some such flimflam. A lot of snogging going on all around.
 

So what is this phenomena called 'Snogging'

Snogging:
snog is a kiss, usually romantic or sexual in nature, in which one participant's tongue touches the other's tongue and usually enters his or her mouth.

Just in case you don't know how and you need a visual demonstration, I have provided you with a link to a handy snogging tutorial - Click HERE 
If you have no actual human being to practice on, then why not use your hand? (WHY!!!). The most disturbing and the only 'hand' snogging video thing I have ever* seen is HERE . It is funny, but how did they get the bloke to do it?

*With the exception of Craig Charles in Red Dwarf episode, couldn't remember which one. Bonus points for anyone that does?

Other words for snogging
Tonsil Hockey, Making Out, French Kissing, Smooching, having a pash, necking, Sucking face, getting off with, meeting, Kissing, eating someone's face off. 

Snogging Inspiration

Where did I get the inspiration for a post like this? As I am pure of mind, I am unfortunately easily influenced by those that are not so pure.. Honest to cod, I had to type this whilst blushing and throwing holy water on myself.....
  Several people I have met through blogging have turned me onto some great music,before blogging I only listened to hymns and Ronan Keating (not really). Once you start delving into music, listening to whole albums (totally new concept for me), the thirst for new stuff is insatiable. Luckily Twitter once again stepped in and provided new musical fodder for me. The majority of which comes in the delightful form of TartyTart and not so delightful Drunk Country. Tarty write this blog and Drunk Country writes this one , which goes with the show he does on woxy. They not only provide magical musical titbits, but also make music accessible to people that are pretty clueless about music (me), oh and they are amusing.
  I was lucky enough to get this wonderful mix straight to my inbox from TartyTart, which sounds like a computer related double entrende (it is). This led to an amusing discussion about naughtiness and slang, so I sent her to this post 'Claire gets Horny'. After listening to the more than good mix-tape, I thought about snogging and writing this post.
  You really need to listen to the tunes on the mix, read the post and have your mind corrupted ever so slightly. I had to stop reading it myself several times, bathe in holy water and then start all over again. I was exhausted by the time I eventually finished.. the article.
The mix is found over on Slowcoustic - How 2009 can still make you weak at your knees. Only just discovered slowcoustic recently myself, thanks to tarty, looks fantastic, they are also on twitter @slowcoustic.


Disclaimer: I am not to be  held responsible if your pants melt off whilst listening to the mix.

Pondering:

I have noticed that Music related posts do not get many comments, why is this? I don't mean just on my blog, I mean on music blogs as a whole. Is it because musical listening is a personal thing and it is hard to sum up in words what music does to your listening orifices? Hopefully this post has enough sexual innuendo and buffoonery to allow everyone to jump in, even if talking about music makes you run for the hills......

So question time....

1.What word do you use for snogging?
2.What song is your favourite snogging tune?