Friday Thingamabobs 6: The Dave and foul language one.

Friday already! Shitty McShit, brother of Fuckity McFuck and father of Crappity McCrap. I don't know why Friday always sneaks up on me, what have I ever done to it? Friday is meant to be all nice and it should be all 'Yay Friday', instead its fuck off and die. I am sorry for the bad language (not really).

Did

Two years ago as recorded on this blog

I ate Haggis, much to the disgust and horror of some naysayers, unless you have tried it, Shurrup! Although at the time I posted that post only three people were reading this here blog. A lot more people moaned about the yummy goodness that is haggis the second time I posted about it. I was also given the poem that adorns my sidebar, in college, around this time two years ago. I still love it as much now as I did then. Have you read it? Do you like it?

One year ago as recorded on this blog

Posted a pic of younger dude Connor, I was feeling all sad around this time last year because the mum was in hospital, my foster niece had gone to another family. Jemma and kids would also be embarking on their new life in germany, so I was spending as much time with the nephews as possible at that time (sniffles).

That led to me kicking myself up the arse, which somehow led to the start of my DOODLES on this blog, see how shit they were back then.  Looking at them now, its mad to see how much my doodle style has change, tis mad indeed.

Done

This week in Claire World

Dave, you didnt know him, but he has carked it.

Dave is the parents way of saying , Move Out! We have a pet dinosaur and have no need of you. Then Dave has this tragic accident...........

With the parents being technologically challenged, it was left to me to sort out Dave. Read the correspondence below and see how I handled the situation:

Hello Support person,
Instead of purchasing a cat or dog, my dad bought a pleo for the mum. Unfortunately Dave (the pleo) has broke and its been left to me to sort him out (as the folks are technologically challenged).There is no problems with 'Dave' moving his head side to side but he cant lift his head up at all, even after turning off, recharging, turning back on etc. It is well within the 90 days return period, but can Dave be fixed?
Cheers
Claire

Dear Claire,

We have reviewed your inquiry regarding " Neck Problems " as reported in Case number [00011529] on 11/20/2008.
Here is the suggested answer/solution to your Support Inquiry:
Concidering that you are in the UK, I am aware they have a two year warranty.  I would suggest returning your pleo to the retailer for exchange.
Thank you again for contacting UGOBE

 Bye Dave....

As well as not harming Dave, I have had loads of college stuff to catch up on and finally heard that boiler is getting replaced on Monday! Also while I remember, in the photograph 'lonely figure in the sea' it's not actually a person, its one of many statues. There are lots more photograph's from last weekend's walk, which I will post at some point in the not so near future. I am made up you liked it and some of you picked up on why it appealed to me (not the naughty bits, well a bit).

To do

Be prepared to read a lot of 'fuck this' and 'fuck' that over the next few days, if I get near a computer. Today I will buying a dress (maybe), shopping for birthday cards/presents, dyeing someones hair, drinking, ironing, shaving bits and cleaning.Saturday is going to very very busy, I will be getting hair done, frosting cupcakes, going to a party, getting drunk and taking photographs. Not necessarily in that order, but near enough. Sunday I will be hungover and getting house ready for boiler installers to arrive on Monday. As well as doing college like stuff and rocking in a corner. That's just the bloody weekend, the rest of the week is just as chaotic but that's enough to write about for now.

You do

Hmm well seeing as I just wrote a post, just below this one, full of links to all sorts of bollocks, you should go and do that.

Also why not do this, A soup recipe written for me, sort of.

Watercress and Spinach Soup  

Right you have got the recipe? Now make it for me and bring it to me!

and this.

My Twitter

That way you wont miss me so much or something..