Its caption time once more!Which is also means its the
Carnival of Captions
Check out the First caption contest and the winners post First caption winner. This may give you a better idea of what amuses me the most, or not, as I talk a lot of crap.
What do you win?
I still owe Kai a doodle, but she was rewarded in other ways, as where some other funny folks. That can be taken anyway you like, especially if you join in.
Carnival of Captions
Check out the First caption contest and the winners post First caption winner. This may give you a better idea of what amuses me the most, or not, as I talk a lot of crap.
What do you win?
I still owe Kai a doodle, but she was rewarded in other ways, as where some other funny folks. That can be taken anyway you like, especially if you join in.
So I will figure out the prize soon.
Caption contest will close when I have rofllollmaopimp to my hearts content.
Caption contest will close when I have rofllollmaopimp to my hearts content.
This caption photograph was inspired by this ' Please Douche: A Love Poem ' which is of a sexual nature not that will put off anyone that reads my blog, I just thought I would warn you.
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Willy's gonna love it
ReplyDeleteIf you take the time to Dove it--
Cleaning your private place
Put's a smile on Willy's face!
LOL ... omg, willy looks so enthralled, and dare I say, thrilled. But I don't have a caption or a poem, but I do like deb's submission, LOL
ReplyDeleteWilly Wonka's Chocolate factory?
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to go past Deb's entry but here goes:
ReplyDeleteBig Clean Loving Machine
@everyone, deb has certainly raised the game and so early on!
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't mean you shouldn't have a go, you can never be sure what will amuse me :)
Help make Willy a smooth operator
ReplyDeleteSoft, creamy, moisturising, and feels great when rubbed over your whole body. And so's the Dove.
ReplyDeleteI was gonna post a witty comment but your last comment on my blog hurt my feelings so all I have to say is
ReplyDelete:::::ppplllfffftttt!::: (Thats me sticking my tongue out at you, Claire!)
After a rough night of hard work, Willy knows there’s nothing better than snuggling up with an old friend. Someone who’ll renew and refresh his spirit, nourish his soul, and hydrate and soothe his poor chapped skin.
ReplyDelete(Can I vote for Deb's caption?)
Willy needs him some Dove love...
ReplyDeleteSorry typo on the first attempt.
ReplyDeleteWilly: "Just here to remind you not to drop the soap"
When it came to giving a good cream shower, Willy had finally met his match.
ReplyDeleteLike chocolate and peanut butter, some things are just better together.
ReplyDelete:-)
The producers of Big Brother had to spell things out for some contestants, so they were forced to post pictures in the washrooms.
ReplyDelete"I'll prove it! This bottle's nine inches! So suck this, bitches!"
ReplyDelete(As a side note- I actually went & measured my Dove bottle as to be fairly accurate. That's dedication to the caption, hun!)
Dove by name, dick by nature
ReplyDeleteoops maybe that should be
Dick by name, dove by nature?
"This is what it sounds like - when doves go awry"
ReplyDeleteThat's right. It's a Prince joke.
"Fall in Dove for all the right reasons at eHarmphony.com."
ReplyDeleteA clean Willy is a happy Willy...
ReplyDeleteOr would that be a slick Willy?
ReplyDeleteOh sweet Dove, Claire may be moist but you make me creamy.
ReplyDeleteWoo Hoo there have been some great entries so far!
ReplyDeleteSome not so great :)
I will keep it open a little longer.
Dove: Helping Willy's cure chapped lips world wide.
ReplyDeleteroflmao
I think I will keep this going till at least monday, then will have to pick a winner!
ReplyDelete:)
damn... this is one of those friggin caption posts and I missed the boat again!!!!
ReplyDeleteBuggars!!!!
@petra, its not to late! :)
ReplyDeleteGo on embarrass yourself!
:)
Ehm.
ReplyDeleteThere once was a love-toy named Willy
His owner was sweet but quite silly
When push came to shove
She washed him with Dove
And made him behave uncivilly
I am working on the winners post tomorrow, honest :)
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