Well not that lazy, I just like writing lazy arse, this post is just a news bulletin of up and coming features, news and whatever else I throw in.
1.A cool website, originally mentioned on Thermal, which features cock,beavers,pussies,boobies and ass, intrigued me, so I went and had a gander. I must of made quite an impression on them as I made the beaver page! woo hoo My Beaver link :)
2.Hamburg: I am off to Hamburg a week on Thursday for a long weekend visiting my sister and nephews. They bogged off there to live last December and this is my first trip out there. Here is what they have been up to. In the photo is Katie my cousin (ginger one), Jemma my sister and the nephews.
3.Olga! BIG NEWS! I am receiving Olga in the very near future, I cant wait to get my hands on her. Don't know who Olga is? read more about her big cups here Olga. I will keep you updated on this exciting adventure.
4.Voting time! Have you been over to BritishSpeak yet? A new playground for me, where I am trying to help folks understand British Slang a wee bit more. I have decided to do this in the form of little stories and YOU can vote what the next one is about in this handy poll. Also feel free to leave me any number of British words that confuddle you in the comments here.
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hmmm, I'm having a tough time with this voting.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to see Willy's getting along so well with Hairy Beaver. I suspected they'd be good for each other.
hehehe...I voted "horny". Can't wait to see that story! It ought to be a riot!
ReplyDeletep.s. I'm trying to submit this comment under an alias because for some reason I can't submit it with my Blogger identity and I didn't want you to think I was ignoring you. :(
Freaky Naughty Goddess
Thank you Claire. :)
ReplyDeleteI voted for horny because frankly, I am a pervert. LOL.
ReplyDeleteHave fun on your trip... and just for you I will hike to somewhere... even if it's just two steps.
@.45 I can tell you took a long long time picking your vote.
ReplyDeleteWilly and Beaver get along famously :)
@anon/DD Thank you for your valiant effort at telling me your vote, it didn't surprise me, heh :)
@relax max, I wonder how you voted.
@monique, lmao @ pervert! hahaha :)
I appreciate the thought of you hiking even two steps for me.
I voted horny to, it seem to be the popular vote! :D
ReplyDeleteDo you have any idea how long it took me to figure out what a toff was? Weeks! Of course I wasn't trying to figure it out really, but still *grin*
ReplyDeleteoh i get it Not Sex Toys - Real Poon!!
ReplyDeleteSweet Poon Claire!!
;PPP xoxo
Yeah, you may as well pre-count my vote in such matters.
ReplyDeleteI voted for happy...but when I come for a visit, I want to EXPERIENCE drunk!
ReplyDeleteMaybe horny.
I voted - other -said you are all of the above and I truly do believe that to be the truth so now you have to post on all of that and clarify it completely, right?
ReplyDeleteHave a safe trip over and back to see your sister and the nephews, etc. and while there, be sure to have a really great visit too!
@Roger you lemming :)
ReplyDelete@Anok I dread to think what you were up to when Toff came up in a topic, hopefully not burning down houses? :)
@Billy, do not type 'poon' on this site again or your barred!
@.45 hmmm I may have to work you into the story then :)
@Olga, Happy now thats going to be a tough one and who knows what will happen when your staying :)
@Jeni ha! Its true. You shall have to see what the final votes comes in as. Thank you for the safe trip wishes :)
i voted Claire is happy :-) this is how i see you ... <3
ReplyDeleteHehe No! Daniel called me a toff! On the discussion boards somewhere....I wasn't even doing anything, I swear it! :D
ReplyDelete@marmelade, I have fooled you! I am in fact a miserable bugger :)
ReplyDelete@Anok, hmmmm. So you know what a toff is now? I still cant see how you could ever be one!
You'll have to take that one up with Daniel....he's the one who said it :D
ReplyDeleteIn fact, give him a really hard time about it too. He likes it when you're mean.
*giggle*
@Anok, hmm he may appreciate you being mean to him, but me being mean to him might no have the same affect,heh. You are a hot ninja after all.
ReplyDeleteI say I am British not English and that would really piss him off :)
haha!
Oh do it! Do it! But only when I can watch LOL! You've got to rub it right int too....hehehe
ReplyDeleteHe's really going to kill me now - I'll never get that pint! Haha. It'll be worth it though. :D
Have a good trip to Germany next week, Claire and try not to cause any international incidents... 'kay?
ReplyDelete@anok, I am not sure I am mentally equipped to deal with the verbal bashing I would receive from him, you bloody well erm anarchist! :)
ReplyDelete@Jenn, you want me to cause an International incident, I know you do.
:)
I voted under "other" by the way. It doesn't break it down for you, but I tell you every day anyway. Nothing new there.
ReplyDeleteSorry about no post. Really working on it now. How could I! Really thought I had. Sorry Sorry Sorry some more. Can't let you do all the work. As usual.
One more "sorry"--sorry about forgetting to put a smiley face on the "good evening" thing. It looks pretty ruddy offal without it. Didn't mean it though. :) :) :) I'm otta here.
U know seeing yer 2 poor Nephews being used for the German Tourist Sex Trade evoked Dickensian shades of Fagin singing "Pick a Pocket or Two" from Oliver Twist*
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xedI5XxO59I
[FAGIN (spoken)]
You see, Oliver...
[sung] In this life, one thing counts
In the bank, large amounts
I'm afraid these don't grow on trees,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
Large amounts don't grow on trees.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[FAGIN (spoken)]
Let's show Oliver how it's done, shall we, my dears?
[sung] Why should we break our backs
Stupidly paying tax?
Better get some untaxed income
Better to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
Why should we all break our backs?
Better pick-a-pocket or two.
[FAGIN (spoken)]
Who says crime doesn't pay?
[sung] Robin Hood, what a crook!
Gave away, what he took.
Charity's fine, subscribe to mine.
Get out and pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
"I may have to work you into the story"
ReplyDeleteThe horny one? ooh la la
I swear I left a comment here last night about Willy and your Hairy Beaver! But it's gone!
ReplyDeleteI voted mad/loony (I can't believe everyone hasn't!!!)
@relaxmax thankyou for the other vote :) and good boy for correcting your terrible error.
ReplyDelete@billy the nephews were not used for the sex trade honest, just a funny picture. Well I hope not anyway, love the song :)
@.45 oh yes, you and your truffles.
@ Mo, maybe the sight of beaver and willy made you go temporarily insane?
I hope everyone realises this is for a STORY and not a testament of my state of mind, hmmmmmmmmmmm.
:)
Excellent, more talk of Beavers. This is a topic close to my heart :)
ReplyDeleteI voted for "Claire is Horny". It was a close run thing between it and "Claire is Drunk". I met a chick called Claire who was drunk and horny once and I have nothing but fond memories of the experience.
@ beaver boy, hmmm nice name :)
ReplyDeleteThank you for voting, I am not altogether surprised by your choice :)