When I say embarked, he badgered me until I relented. He is an American seeking to understand us British folks that much better. So much so his entire blog is dedicated to this sole purpose.
So how could I possibly help? Its easy to find out what specific words mean by using the good old google search engines, but can you be sure that you are using them in the right context? Thats where I come in.
So click on my face and see how I put some of the words into action, they maybe slightly rude, but I didn't pick them.
Toodle pip!
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"I'm a good girl, I am!"
ReplyDeleteHahaha!!! I love it. You are a good girl, don't let .45 or anyone else convince you otherwise.
Well, a lot of British slag is used in Canada too so I'm familiar with some of it ... plus I'm addicted to Coronation Street ... so I know about butties and snogging.
ReplyDeleteYou make it sound like I'm turning her out, Chelle.
ReplyDelete“a lot of British slag is used in Canada”
hahaha. America too!
LOL... it's really like another language!
ReplyDelete@ offendedblogger I am 100% good, well minus that 68% evil.
ReplyDelete@Drowsey hahaha, hang on are you calling me a slag! or was that an unfortunate typo? Hooray for coronation they have just finshed filming some scenes in my town for the show. I love butties and snogging, not at the same time.
@.45 I am not quite sure what turning out means, so I must be good and no laughing at others typos thats my job.
@Jillian hehehe and I use it sensibly don't I :)
Thank you for doubling my traffic while I slept. I always knew you were ever-so-cool but now I'm in awe. Your fans await your appearance to answer some comments there, by the way.
ReplyDeleteYou don't know what being turned out means? If Max hadn't recently washed out his doggie-breath mouth, he'd tell you. Maybe Yummy still will.
Thanks again for the delightful post, and also for the, ummmm.......well, YOU know. Wink wink, nudge nudge. You are sooooooo good at that!
:) :) :) :)
Doggie tummy rubs folks. Doggie tummy rubs. Sheesh.
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@ relax max Twas a pleasure and relief to stop you badgering me!
ReplyDeleteTo write the post I mean, not for also! :)
and thanks for the explanation ;)
clair - ahahahah, well, I meant slang, but slag is much funnier LOL
ReplyDeleteOh goodness, that site might be bad for my marriage. Even if I don't understand a damn thing, I know I will be walking the house using all of it.
ReplyDelete@Drowsey, haha! Cheeky :)
ReplyDelete@monique as long as he doesn't know what you mean, you should be safe :)
Thanks for dropping in :)
When you say "click my face" I might have to have a wank in the bushes.
ReplyDeleteToodle Pip!
@Mo I am shocked! ;)
ReplyDeleteBollocks!
ReplyDeletep.s. nice Blogger hack for your comments, share?
@static, how rude! have you lost yours?
ReplyDeleteClick the link to go to comment form hack :)
click here
I would never turn you out on the street, though I have pimped you online.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't resist that typo. It was too funny given the context.
@.45 have you passed cyber me around? how rude! I didn't even notice :(
ReplyDeleteIt was a very funny typo :)
Yes. I said you like to play hide the Willy, which probably isn't as bad as Qelqoth sending SU braodcasts to come to me for herpes. It's in remission!
ReplyDelete@.45 haha! yes you were rather nice as I do smell like sugar cookies (except after hiking) and I am glad its in remission, naughty Mr Qelqoth.
ReplyDeleteNicely done! I may be needing your help...REALLY SOON!!! :)
ReplyDelete@olga cheers me dears, what help? I will gladly lend you a hand.
ReplyDeleteSnogging could mean several things, from a kiss to THE DEED and anything in between, so how good a girl are you Claire...hmm.
ReplyDeletewould it be appropriot to say (you cheeky bird) here ? :-)
I don't care how ya talk Claire, your awesome how ever you speak! ;D
ReplyDeleteI love the pic. Pic of the day and quote of the day. It's a good night after all.
ReplyDelete@ trukindog, snogging does not mean the DEED! hmmph!
ReplyDeleteIt means kissing someone passionately maybe even with tongues :)
I am very good but a right cheeky bird.
@Roger, you can come again ;)
@soupnumber5, you can come again also! I hope the picture induced you to click on it? :)
Uhm, yeah, right then! A good girl my arse!
ReplyDelete@linda, your arse is a good girl? speak English! hahaha! :)
ReplyDeleteClaire, if I may be so bold. relaxmax is trying to start something. I also found little shit prints all over my blog. He really is a weird friend of yours. I bloody would not tell him anymore slag, uh I mean slang. LOL
ReplyDelete@ettarose please dont blame me for relaxmax, he sort of grows on you like fungus :)
ReplyDeletelol
Hilarious- doubled his traffic indeed. You should figure out a way to do an mp3- that slang with a proper British accent... you'd have the makings of a pay-per-view...
ReplyDelete@pit, I already do know how to do it, but would I? hmmmmmmmmm.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link Claire.
ReplyDelete*checks shorts
Nope my bollocks are still there... which is a GOOD thing, and exactly what I meant when I commented, "Bollocks!"
=P
p.s. TITS! =)
@static a pleasure to share the linkage with you.
ReplyDeleteTITS? now does that mean you have them as well as bollocks?
:)
Why yes, yes it does. How did you know? It's as if you're inside my own head!
ReplyDeleteIn fact, with a heavy make-up, I am about the cutest vamp you've seen in donkey's years. Or is that a donkey's arse... I forget. (Yes, I do believe I possess bollocks, tits AND a donkey's arse).
Hey, looks like you've taught me well in the arena of british speak so far, eh?
@static the British language is very very dangerous in your hands.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha!
ReplyDeleteThanks.
@static I dread to think what you will make of my next British Speak post.
ReplyDelete:)