The mother is on her way home and will swiftly be put back into her cupboard. This means i have to do some housework! Buggers!
Update: It has arrived! She is looking very well and promises to let me photograph the lovely scar, which i know you will enjoy.
So a joke in her honour:
Counting In The Hole!
A man is strolling past a lunatic asylum when he hears a loud chanting. "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!" goes the noise form within the mental hospital's wards. The man's curiosity gets the better of him and he searches for a hole in the security fence. It's not long before he finds a small crack, so he leans forward and peers in. Instantly, someone jabs him in the eye. As he reels back in agony, the chanting continues: "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"
Enjoy!
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Glad to hear your Mum's home ok....how much will you have to pay her for the photo? Clever joke...LOL
ReplyDeleteMust say I liked that quote on your last post .....wonder if I can sneak it into my college work!
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Careful, would not want you to be knackered.....
ReplyDeletefifteen fifteen fifteen
ReplyDeleteGlad your mother is back home.
ReplyDeleteLove the joke. :)
A painfully funny joke.
ReplyDeleteHaha, I thought you were serious about the mental patient escaping.
ReplyDeletesixteen sixteen sixteen
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad she's home! :)
ReplyDeleteTake care of her.
seventeen, seventeen, seventeen. ;)
So glad to hear that mum is home and feeling better!
ReplyDeleteeighteen eighteen eighteen!
You got me to read all the way to the end of the joke. I guess that makes me nineteen.
ReplyDeletetwenty, twenty, twenty!
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked the joke guys :)
I was serious about the mental patient escaping!lol!
Thanks for the well wishes :)